This dish, despite its adept use of alluring alliteration, is simple and quite delicious. 

Ingredients:

1/2 12 oz can white beans
2 handfuls of spinach
1/2 oz of butter
1 clove garlic
1/8 red onion (or, you know, whatever seems best)
olive oil
paprika
rosemary
salt
pepper

Heat the oil and butter in the pan. Once the butter is melted and the oil is hot, throw in the garlic and onion. When the garlic is brown and the onion is clear add the spinach, salt, pepper, rosemary, paprika, and beans. Cook until the spinach wilts and the beans get nice and soft. 

Now you have something tasty to eat while you grumble about the royalty taking all of your earnings as taxes. 
 
This dish is an eastern twist on the classic:

1 Head of cauliflower                                      1/4 tsp cumin
2 cloves garlic, sliced                                     1/2 turmeric
1/2 jalapeno, sliced w/seeds                       1/4 tsp coriander
1 Splash peanut oil                                           Salt, Pepper

Chop and toss the head of cauliflower in a bowl with the other ingredients, then roast it for 20 minutes at 450 degrees, or until you see the edges of the cauliflower start to brown. 

Take the cauliflower out of the oven and sprinkle with cilantro. 
Serve with the Yogurt Sauce for best results. 
 
This is an entree and goes well with either a robust white wine or a light red.

Ingredients:

2 lbs Ahi Tuna  steaks                Cayenne Pepper
Olive oil                                           Soy sauce
Butter                                               Wasabi
Salt 
Pepper


Heat olive oil in a pan then melt the butter in the oil. 
Season steaks with salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper to taste. 
Place the steaks in the hot oil one at a time. 
Cook each steak for about 3-4 minutes each side. 
You should just barely be able to see pink on the side of the steak.
And that's it!